10 of the tackiest decor items on the internet

They say “beauty is in the eye of the beholder”, and the line between awesome and awful is definitely blurry depending on who’s looking.

Here’s a selection of quasi-awesome-terrible things you never knew you wanted.

Who doesn’t want to get out of the shower and pretend they’re being murdered? The Bloody Psycho Bathmat from SPH is $37 from Amazon.

Why have a regular bath when you can have a scallop-shaped Creative Shell Massage bath? You could, perhaps and pretend to be Venus. Or the little mermaid. $2401 from Ali Baba.

Much as we’d like to think it would, this ocean-themed lucite aquarium toilet seat probably won’t stop people flushing weird things down the toilet. Nothing will. $64.50 by Trimmer Polyresin Toilet Seats of Amazon.

This plush Golden Labrador Telephone by Steepletone gives new meaning to getting on the ol’ dog and bone. $87 from Nice Stuff.

Glamour overload in this Louis XVI gilded armchair with pearl armrests and custom wings. Upholstered with genuine mongolian fur and flocked velvet, we find it rather reminiscent of a taxidermied angel. $2692.50 by Skinndd of Etsy.
 

One part saucy, two parts creepy, this pair of vintage dress shop hangers from old-time Ohio, USA, either say, “Hey … wear me” or “I’ll come to life when you’re asleep …” $107 from Hossis Vintage of Etsy.

It’s never too early to start preparing for Christmas, so why not put away a couple of Barbra Streisand baubles for the end of the year? Creator Kustom Keepsakes HD assures they are “sure to become a collectible”. $21 from Etsy.

Hide unsightly elements in your garden with these Fake Sandstone Landscape Rocks. Made of hardy plastic they will hide hoses, vents and electrical outlets. $73.80-$442.90 depending on size from Improvements Catalog.

For those people who can’t bear to be away from their phone or Facebook account for more than a minute, quell your anxiety at bath-time with the Social Shower Curtain. $33 from This is Why I’m Broke.

The story originally appeared on stuff.co.nz