We’ve all had them. Days when absolutely nothing seems to go right, no matter how settled and organised your life may otherwise seem.
The Full Catastrophe is a rollicking chronicle of the “stuff-ups, cock-ups and calamities” experienced by well-known Australians.
The tales of woe are pulled together by social researcher Rebecca Huntley and ABC broadcaster Sarah Macdonald who, for some years, have put on a show of the same name. It was Macdonald’s own full catastrophe that got the ball rolling.
The death of her beloved dad sent her into a black hole of despair. If that wasn’t enough, her mum fell ill and needed hospitalisation, and then she herself came down with a bad flu … all while her husband was overseas and her kids were on school holidays.
As she concludes, “Sometimes you just have to roll in the deep, deep doo-doo of life”.
We hear from Today show presenter Deb Knight about a calamitous holiday to Japan involving a noisy apartment and a lost three-year-old.
Demographer Bernard Salt recounts the storm that enveloped him after his 2016 newspaper column in which he (tongue-in-cheek) referred to Millennials breakfasting on smashed avocado in cafes instead of saving for a house deposit.
“This thing went global, viral and feral almost immediately,” he laments.
Fashion designer Alannah Hill shudders at the recollection of a bad experience with a blocked toilet. Again, if you didn’t laugh you’d cry!
THE FULL CATASTROPHE \ By Rebecca Huntley and Sarah Macdonald $32.99, out May 1
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